英语幽默小故事1、On a lonely road, there was a robbery. The robber stopped a miser with a gun and asked, \"Take 100 yuan if you want to live!\" Scrooge: \"50 yuan, I am scared to death now.\"
2、In the English final exam, the class asked for the answer from the penultimate, and handed it to him from the penultimate. Results After the results came out, the last one was the last one, but the second one was in the middle of the class. The penultimate one was puzzled, and the penultimate one explained: After making multiple-choice questions and excluding the answers you and I chose, the correct rate will be higher.
3、In the mid-term exam, the result was very poor, and my son was severely punished. A few days later, the teacher\'s text message came: as a result of the make-up exam, the result still failed. Dad saw it and was angry from his heart: \"You made up the exam this time, and you failed the make-up exam. You are too embarrassing for me!\" When my son heard this, he quickly argued, \"Can you blame me for this? The paper used by the teacher is still the last one. Not last time, definitely not this time. \"